M: There’s no place in Berkeley where you can get Italian cookies like you can get on the east coast.

Z: Sure there is – the Virginia Bakery is an Italian-style bakery.

M: No, they wouldn’t have those.

8 YEARS LATER

M: Hey, do you remember when I said you couldn’t get Italian cookies in Berkeley, and you told me the Virginia Bakery had them, and I said they didn’t?

Z: Yeah.

M: Well, I finally went to the Virginia Bakery. And they have them!

Z: Mm-hmm.

M: Why didn’t you tell me you were right?!

Z: …